A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital.

During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
“Oh My GOD!” screamed the woman. “That's disgraceful! ...... Why is he doing that?”

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fills with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

''Oh, well in that case, I guess it’s okay" said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, she saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman exclaimed, "Oh my GOD! Now explain what’s going on here?"

The doctor calmly states, "Same illness, better health plan."